
"They say the murder rate is down in Chicago, but Derrick Rose has killed off two knees, huh?" Sykes says. "Lucky for Derrick, though, there's Obamacare."
Sykes speculates that the injured NBA player could have had a difficult time qualifying for health insurance with his latest (second) season-ending knee injury. "Insurance companies would have been denying him left and right," she says. "Like, 'Uh-uh. You've got a preexisting condition. I saw it on Sports Center.'"
As for the technical glitches and functional difficulties many experienced with the Obamacare website during its launch, Sykes believes all the trouble could have been avoided.
"Let's be honest. Y'all know they should have only had people under 17 years old working on that damn website," Sykes says. "Nobody who's ever had a typewriter should have been working on that damn website." Reported by PopEater 7 hours ago.